Saturday, December 31, 2016

Session Fifteen Recap 17DEC2016

With the fire at Rozazco's clandestine storehouse extinguished, the party had myriad questions. The trick would be where to find the corresponding answers.

First things first, though. It would not be subtle to walk about town with an animated stove. Stopping by Hope's mentor, they asked him to watch the stove for now. The sage agreed, and so the party ventured to the archway which houses the barracks of the Knights of the Coronade to talk to Sir Richard and possibly talk to the captured dragonborn that apparently started the blaze.

Sir Richard was willing to confide what he knew of the situation with the dragonborn. The unadorned metal artefacts recovered from the amateur arsonist were both examples of prinsteel. This metal has never been worked or crafted according to any records available, but pieces of this material show up infrequently. They come in various shapes, such as tubes, boxes, cones and plates. Somehow these metal relics do not radiate as magical, but are capable of producing effects that can be described in no other way.

Sir Richard warned the party of his conundrum. Finding dangerous items like these within the walls of Bellstone Keep is a significant matter that should be brought to Baron Xenith's attention. However, dragons have behaved erratically and in highly destructive fashion in the past upon gaining possession of prinsteel objects. The name itself is both a play on the word pristine (due to the unmarred surface) and because the first dragon to take a keen interest in these devices was Prince Forgotten ("the prince's steel"). As son of the then-dragon emperor, the Prince was able to collect a vast number of prinsteel devices, but at some point the silver dragon gathered up maybe a dozen or so of these strange implements and went on a violent rampage. He first slew his father and much of the emperor's court. Declaring himself the new Dragon Emperor, he then flew quickly across the land, destroying swaths of large cities and obliterating isolated hamlets. The other dragons eventually killed the prince and secreted away all recovered prinsteel.  This tragedy took place over a thousand years ago, but even with their power and control of the world, the dragons could not eliminate knowledge of this material. They never speak openly about prinsteel or how it affects them, and Sir Richard cannot be sure what the Baron knows. The lead knight cannot even guess if Xenith might already possess any examples of this metal within his trove.

So the loyal knight confides to the party that once his investigation of the housefire is complete, he will likely have to disclose the existence of the cone and panel to the Baron. The report itself will take many days to prepare, but sooner or later Sir Richard must update Baron Xenith about what started the fire.

Armed with new knowledge, the party was allowed to see the dragonborn that began the whole fiasco. He lay on the floor of the cell, being too bulky for knights to lift his limp form up onto a cot. Nothing spoken or done to the prisoner elicited a response of any kind. Even bringing the prinsteel cone into contact with the comatose dragonborn changed nothing.

Disappointed with the mixed success so far, the party pointedly altered Sir Richard that they intended to next speak with Rozazco. Traveling to his mansion, they party was ushered in by a servant, their arrival having been anticipated.

Inside, the party began the interview by placing the nobleman under a zone of truth. While some of his responses were evasive, at no point did Hope receive notice from the spell that Rozazco had blatantly lied.

They learned that the house was indeed used for smuggling. In the event of some mishap that risked discovery of the entire operation, all pertinent documents were to be destroyed and the residents instructed to wear a special magical hat to protect themselves. The hat would obliterate the last year of the wearer's memories, so in a way they were protected by this inflicted ignorance from being drawn into any protracted investigation of the smuggling operation.

Rozazco had become aware that some entity or group was running an independent smuggling operation, but he had little information about their goals or methods. He spoke of a passage leading from the house to a network of underground rooms, but the large stone slab concealing the stairway down proved too problematic. However, he determined that the underground rooms were now being utilized by the independent smugglers and had arranged for a massive bone golem to spring into existence the next time that the entrance was tampered with. It sounds like that part of his plan went off without a hitch, forcing the five smugglers to fight the creature before being able to escape under the stone slab.

Armed with Rozazco's information, the party took the day to prepare for exploring the network of rooms described by Rozazco. Once rested and prepared, the party returned to the damp and smokey building to find the underground passage. The stone slab was lifted with relative ease and the party proceeded below the house.

The first room confirmed some suspicions. The two missing smugglers from the fire were lying lifeless on the ground. No wounds were immediately visible, but closer inspection revealed a small puncture wound under the left arm, conveniently close to the heart. Both had died from poison. Two sets of human-sized prints and a smaller set of prints led down one of the hallways.

Continuing through the halls, Ali sensed a briny tang to the smell of the air. Once alerted, the rest of the party could tell that they were near some sizable quantity of salt water. The next few rooms revealed cots for dozens, all currently empty, personal items strewn casually about. Nothing in the rooms indicated violence had taken place.

In the second of these barracks, a halfling rogue was found hiding far in the back. Hatcher had escaped the drow by being invisible. The halfling had drunk a potion of invisibility back when the fire first broke out and the rogues headed below the house to ask the drow what to do next. Apparently the drow had been constructing crates of unenchanted dampine to ship Rozazco's magic items and then absconding with the wood once the nobleman's network had transported the crates into the city. All previous shipments of dampine were sent to these underground rooms, but none had been requested for many weeks. Along with Markus and Jerhro, Hatcher had defeated the bone golem and survived the fight. Once underground, the drow waiting for them shot the two visible smugglers with poisoned crossbow bolts and left. Hatcher couldn't move the stone slab alone and didn't know what to do once the potion's effect wore off.

Satisfied with the information received, the party released fortunate smuggler, who quickly fled to the surface. The party found a few more rooms that showed recent evidence of habitation, but no bodies or evidence of a fight.

The doors up to that point had been light in colour. Now a dark coloured door barred their path. Going through, the sleeping area had a different feel, and the party surmised that the drow sequestered themselves to this section of the complex. Again, the room showed evidence of part activity but gave no clue to the current location of its occupants.

The group then opened another black door. The room was featureless except for a tapestry featuring a strange spider-woman hybrid. Easily recognizable as drow-crafted, the party examined the wall behind the hanging to find a secret door.

This room bore the obvious marks of arcane activity. A red circle was painted on the floor, marked with abstract symbols. But those symbols, once under scrutiny, appeared to be selected almost at random, being an odd mixture of draconic signs, dwarven runes, elven words, and other nonsensical characters.  But even if the script was gibberish, the circle still radiated illusion magic. Some of the party ventured cautiously into the circle, but learned nothing more. But once the drow sorceress stepped over the center of the circle, a magnificent display of magical light and sparkles engulfed the circle, and when it subsided, those near the entrance of the room could no longer see the party members who had ventured through the circle.Yet those party members found themselves in the same room, still able to see their compatriots across the chamber. For whatever reason, the circle is activated by the presence of a drow and serves to obscure the presence of those on the far side of the room.

Pushing through the invisible barrier, the party searched the blank wall behind the circle and discovered another secret door, this portal much better disguised than the last one. Once open, the smell of salt water was unmistakable as the party peered into the inky depths of a natural cavern.
~Tidwin
12/31/16

Friday, December 30, 2016

Session Fourteen Recap 10DEC2016

I'm throwing this statement out at the beginning of this post. I have no good idea how to comprehensively recap the adventure from this session. The party of six characters was split into five different groups at one point in the evening, pursuing a strange creature fleeing a burning house, searching for survivors, taming an animated oven, preventing the conflagration from spreading to adjacent domiciles, bargaining with captured fairies, and in general taking care of every conceivable problem piecemeal instead of in one concerted albeit plodding effort like I had planned.

Nonetheless, I still want a record of events for players to examine at their leisure, so bear with me if this story seems jumbled in portions.

Last week, a sarcophagus spilled onto the street released a mummy and two mummified cats. The majority of the party dealt with the undead menace. Early on, Ali cast fly on Kaden. Three undead combatants in the street would probably pose little challenge to the party so the half-orc left the fight and flew into the house, breaking through a window on the third floor*. (*In case this distinction comes up later, I'm using American numbering convention for buildings, so the first story would be ground level, the second story would be one floor up from that, and so on.)

He startled a bookish, exasperated clerk shuffling through a large desk of papers, almost oblivious to the impending inferno. When questioned by Kaden, the red-faced man indicated that he was in no danger and quite capable of saving himself. Satisfied with this answer and concerned that others inside this structure might not be similarly able to save themselves, Kaden flew into the main hallway running the length of the building.

At least it looked like it should run the length of the building, but maybe a few yards away a metal wall cut into the walls, blocking the hallway completely in that direction, an unremarkable steel door facing Kaden from that wall. Knocking on that door, the would-be rescuer was rebuffed by the individuals on the other side. Having failed to find anyone in need of saving, he flew to the spiral staircase leading up from the far end of the hallway.

In the attic, the rustic ranger encountered a dragonborn flying about the room, occasionally shooting a blast of fire from his hand. On closer examination, Kaden could tell the dragonborn stood on a flat metal plate, maybe a shield, which carried the firebug through the air. The flames originated from a metal device held in one hand. Kaden quickly knocked the dragonborn off the panel and forced the dropping of the source of the flames. After securing the inert dragonborn with rope, Kaden scooped up the pyromaniac and the two metal objects.

The rest of the party, having defeated the undead creatures on the street, prepared to enter the main door of the house. Suddenly a winged humanoid flew out the window Kaden had used to enter the burning building. Ali cast fly on herself and took off after it. Her airborne quarry never looked back but flew at a steady pace similar to the sorceress' speed. Traveling north across the city, the winged person alighted on a second story balcony of Rozazco's mansion.

Ali landed cautiously and without discovery was able to eavesdrop on a conversation between Rozazco and another gentleman presumed to be her target. Under questioning, the unknown man indicated that all evidence was in the process of being destroyed as planned. Stealthily returning to the air, Ali sped south to rejoin her comrades.

They had entered the front door like respectable visitors only to meet a large mechanical automaton guarding the main vestibule. It seemed incredibly upset at any magic items near the front door, repeating the confusing phrase, "No magic items leave the house." The sentry calmed down once all party members were standing away from the front door.

The first resident encountered was found wandering aimlessly with no obvious concern for his safety. The party directed him to the front door where he could make his own way to safety.

At that point the party split up due to different movement speeds. Hope soon discovered a group of huddled survivors. The five residents assured her they were fine and would safely escape the blaze. When approached a little later by Willow and Nimblethorn, the nonplussed lot repeated a similar promise to not allow any harm to befall them.

Willow and Nimblethorn continued to the next room and discovered a strange humanoid-shaped creation formed of bones. It bellowed in rage and directed a stream of bone shards at them. The two halflings backed away from the room. The gruesome creature did not follow, so they decided to resolved this opponent later.
Hope ended up in the kitchen, face to face with an animated stove. The metal menace was wildly running about, occasionally adding to the existing conflagration with its own blasts of fire from the oven. With luck and persistence (and probably relying a bit on her natural defenses) the paladin calmed down the erratic contraption. It stopped spouting new flames and making the fire worse.

The party quickly discovered evidence of a smuggling operation specialized in magical items. Rooms full of armour and weapons were found. Other chambers held wooden crates and packing material. Nimblethorn and Willow came across a library of scrolls and magical tomes where the burning books literally flew off the shelves and around the room, trying to quench the flames but in actuality spreading them. Willow cast create water inside the room, filling it completely and smothering the blaze in this room. This tactic would prove successful a few more times during the evening.

In a room on the second floor, the some of the party members inside the house briefly reunited to deal with a miniature prison holding many different fey creatures inside cages fashioned from cold iron. After promising Willow to not hurt anyone in the house, the trapped faeries were freed and they promptly flew away, scampered away or vanished into puffs of glittering dust to never been seen again.
Or did they?
Between Willow flooding a few more rooms and Nimblethorn casting thunderwave to strategically snuff out flames, the fire soon appeared under control. Outside the Knights of the Coronade were keeping citizens back a safe distance and starting their own fire-suppression efforts. Ali and Kaden flew one each to the neighboring domiciles to ascertain any potential ignition of those homes.

With the immediate danger passed, Ali related the story of her pursuit, while Kaden described the confrontation in the attic and displayed the strange metal objects used by the captured dragonborn. Checking another loose end, the five residents huddled on the first floor not exited the house onto the street. Searching inside, the party found three of their bodies and copious amount of bone fragments, indicating a massive combat had ensued.

One item of interest recovered during the rescue was a note hastily hidden in one of the dorms. The letter reads as follows:
Favoured sibling,
It was with great anticipation that I set down your last missive. The expectation of fair weather and a bountiful harvest pleased me greatly. I can say without contradiction that many customers await eagerly the arrival of your wares.
Sadly, I must concur with you opinion regarding your animals. They have been dutiful and hard-working throughout this endeavour but they have passed the zenith of their utility. It would not be an unkindness to relieve yourself of the burden of caring for those beasts at this time, provided the harvest is safely on its way to market. Their braying could both distract you or worse arouse the notice of your most proximate neighbours.
Regards,
Mos⟆step
The letter, translated from elven, bears signs of drow authorship.
The party knows that someone tried to eliminate this house and its contents to hide a terrible secret; now they only have to learn whose secret was dangerous enough to risk burning down a city.
~ Tidwin
12/30/16


Overview of the Sheinnarm Festival

First off, I enjoy running this campaign. I have not enjoyed such immediate rewards for my work and creativity in many long years. The players are enthusiastic, clever, outrageous, empathetic, frustrating and hilarious for all the right reasons and at all the right times. They challenge me to delve deeper into the history of my world and the goals, psyche and idiosyncrasies of my NPCs than I originally believed I would need to, have derailed more carefully laid plans, encounters or ambushes than I care to let on. (After all, I may get to use those unused tricks again in the future!)

The downside is that in always looking ahead, making sure I have every decision branch worked out in plausible detail, always planning two or three encounters more than I'll expect to need during a session, I have neglected looking back in review. Some sessions have been chronicled in sufficient detail. (By "sufficient detail"of course I mean "acceptable to my standards" which tend to be more exacting than they really need to be for a hobby.) More often than not, however, a recap has been started and left unfinished for various reasons: awaiting XP totals, leaving rulebooks behind when elaborating on particulars of a judgment call from that session, or just running short of time or energy.

With that in mind, now is probably the best time I have to give at least an overview of the recently ended Sheinnarm Festival. The threat to the city is ended for the time being, and the machinations of various dragons will pause for now. The obvious mysteries have been resolved. While unanswered questions and clues to other events below the surface remain unresolved, their day will come, possibly sooner than later.

So to recap...

The Sheinnarm Festival began with the traditional procession of the invited crafters into the Coronade, or innermost ring of Bellstone Keep.. The characters, traveling along with their different employers, found themselves in the middle of an ambush as goblins crept from the sewers. The City Guard on the scene were poorly prepared for the attack, so the characters swiftly dealt with the interlopers. Suspicious of the tepid response from the City Guard, the players banded together to track the goblins into the sewers, defeating several exiled desert goblins and a humanoid contrivance made of muslin, wood, gears and springs. Inside was a crystal that might control the strange contraption.

At the suggestion of Sir Beckley, the group talked to Sir Richard, leader of the Knights of the Coronade. Sir Richard suggested that a magical adept known as 'the Guy' might shed some light on the source of the gem. The Guy was able to cast a spell that indicated a distant magical connection still clung to the gem. The party followed this connection to a hut deep in the swamps northeast of the Keep. Once there, they were greeted by an old woman who indicated both that she had been waiting for them and that it was her responsibility to keep them busy for five days, which would take the party past the end of the Festival.

For the next few days, the party trudged and rested inside a maze build from the loamy mud and plant debris of the swamp, encountering troglodytes, kobolds, goblins, a minotaur, ice-covered gelatinous cubes and more. After the proscribed time had passed, the group found themselves again at the hut with the old lady, who revealed herself to be an efreeti under the service of another with designs to disrupt the Sheinnarm Festival and possibly harm Bellstone Keep. Giving them a magic carpet, she encouraged the party to seek out the Guy to regain some of the lost time spent in the maze.

The magic carpet arrived back at Bellstone Keep as distant figures could be seen in the sky far to the south. The Guy welcomed them inside and gave them a key that would unlock his front door four days ago. Once inside his house in the past, the characters were directed to a magical chamber pot that teleported anything placed inside directly to the sewers. Escaping through the sewers, the party again contacted Sir Richard to explain the situation.

The immediate mastermind behind this plot appears to be a disgruntled crafter named Torrence Zant. Five years ago he was passed over for recognition and personally blames Baron Xenith for the disastrous outcome of the Festival. In the intervening years, the erstwhile competitor has possibly received assistance from both the efreeti at the swamp hut and maybe the green dragon Vavassor Ihkorr, who rules the marshy wasteland northeast of the Keep. Torrence's plan is to convince different desert goblins through intimidation or trickery to launch an attack on Bellstone Keep from the south. The desert is ruled by a blue dragon named Mirage. The aggression of the goblins would encourage factions in the Keep to retaliate against the goblins, and the escalation would soon embroil the dragons in direct conflict. Regardless of the victor, Torrence would see Baron Xenith suffer and Ikor might be able to advance his own position with two nearby rivals weakened.

While most Festival attendees remained unaware, Sir Richard began working to defend the city without alarming the Baron. Meanwhile, the party journeyed south, underneath the Shiftless Mountains and into the desert. They soon discovered evidence of Torrence's unsuccessful interactions with the desert goblins. The Sandslayer tribe found the party and agreed to help them stop the vengeful artisan.

Tracking the Stomper tribe, the mingled group reached the foot of the mountains where some Stompers were camped. Torrence had led the rest of the tribe up into the mountains with various crates, contraptions and supplies. Carefully ascending the mountain, the group found the goblins' camp during the night. Set up along the ridge, facing north, were several winged conveyances ready to launch towards Bellstone Keep.

Under the cover of a silence spell, the flying war machines were disabled. The activity evetually roused the goblins, but when the truth of the fake Chief Gritsnot was revealed, they were eager to abandon this mad enterprise and return home to their desert.

Torrence emerged from his tent, ready to somehow salvage his plot but was quickly subdued. With the mastermind and some of his creations in hand the group was ready to warn the city and diffuse the inter-dragon conflict before it could even begin. However, their brief celebration was interrupted by Stubtoe the Greater, a blind goblin from the Eremite tribe (the goblin mystics) who congratulated the group but told them not to worry, he had foreseen these events and had sent the Feathershadow tribe (goblins that train giant vultures and even rocs(!)) to fly north to Bellstone Keep to warn the citizens of Torrence's plot.

Of course, the party, having warned Sir Richard about an impending aerial assault on the city, knew that a flight of goblins coming from the desert would be mistaken for that attack. While they scrambled come up with a way to return to the city, Stubtoe gestured to a wicker elephant he had prepared. The party climbed in with some hesitation and a waiting bird grasped the pachyderm-shaped basket and whisked it to the city, dropping from beyond the range of any nervous archers. The spectacular arrival caught the attention of nearly the entire city, including of Baron Xenith and other important personages. The party was briefly detained to verify the incredible information presented, but with knowledge of the most pertinent portions of the plot now widely available and accepted as fact, the threat was averted and the festival could conclude.

Willow's mentor created magical serum that grows a tree with silver and gold leaves and rubies for flowers. This glittering display won the overall prize from the Baron, along with the attendant perks of residence in a magnificent house for a year and the potential for lucrative patronage from nobility both near and far.

After an evening of post festival celebrations, the characters were woken by a messenger from Rozazco. The florid nobleman of questionable business practices apparently learned of a disruption in communications with one of his clandestine warehouses. With a simple request to just check in on the premises, the party headed south towards the address given.

Even without Rozazco's information, locating the house in question was a simple task, as the upper floor were on fire and walking around the street in front was an ancient mummy and two embalmed cats. The party quickly dispatched the undead threat and now will try to learn the secrets hidden inside the burning house.
~ Tidwin
12/30/16

Thursday, December 29, 2016

Math Attack!

I know it's been a long while since there has been a meaningful update to the information here, and the characters have unearthed a veritable library of secrets, rumours and innuendo. I will delve into those next, but to get back into the practice of writing about Bellstone Keep, here are some math (yes!) problems that the players have been dealing with.

A while back I was marvelling at the concept of advantage/disadvantage as a game mechanic.
(Hey, Jonathan Tweet! Advantage dice were an awesome facet of Over the Edge. Why didn't they make it into D&D 3.0?) Advantage or disadvantage as a general rule applies only to d20 rolls like attacks, saves or ability checks. For advantage, you roll two icosahedra and take the greater of the two results. Disadvantage is similar, but taking the lower number from the two dice. It seems reasonable to assume that results with advantage are better than average, but is it possible to prove that conjecture mathematically? Is there some way to quantify what numeric benefit advantage confers? Conversely, can we compute the penalty incurred when rolling a penalty die?

Well, yes! If you want all the details, the raw calculations are on the spreadsheet here. To calculate the average result, all possible results were added and that total divided by the number of outcomes. For example, a standard d20 has twenty possible outcomes: 1, 2, 3, 4...18, 19, 20. The sum of all those numbers is 210. 210/20 = 10.5 as shown in the chart below. The other results were obtained in a similar fashion.
The basic overview is that you gain better than a +3 bonus on your result when rolling with advantage. With disadvantage, your result is impacted worse than if you rolled d20-3.

Out of curiosity, I extended my computations to allow for rolling three twenty-sided dice and taking the best (or worst) result. As expected, the results were more pronounced. The benefit from advantage is just shy of +5 (Paging Holy Avenger! Mr. Avenger, will you please pick up the white courtesy phone?) The penalty also computes to roughly -5 as well. I don't know if I'll ever call for a "double advantage" roll but at least I know what to expect.

Two sessions ago, the party encountered a burning house. In an effort to douse the conflagration, our cleric Willow cast create water inside several rooms within the house. Without crunching the numbers, I allowed the 30' cube of water that spontaneously sprang into the room to extinguish the flames therein. But was that snap decision accurate?

A 30' cube is 30 x 30 x 30 = 27,000 cubic feet of water. The rooms targeted were 40' wide and 35' long with a 15' high ceiling. 40 x 35 x 15 = 21,000 cubic feet of water. So each room could be filled to the brim with water, leaving an extra 6,000 cubic feet of water to drain onto fires elsewhere in the house.

If the room had been 20' high instead, would the spell have been as effective? 40 x 35 x 20 = 28,000 cubic feet, so there would have been a thousand cubic feet of space left untouched by the spell. Arguably the fire might exhaust all the oxygen in that air pocket and extinguish itself, so the desired outcome of the spell probably would have been just the same.

(Brief aside: so how much weight did this spell add to the already damaged structure? At room temperature, a cubic foot of water weighs more than 62 pounds. The full spell summons over 1.6 million pounds of water into existence, similar to inviting 140 Asian elephants to march in and make themselves at home. Even the 6,000 cubic feet rushing back into the hallway weighs over a third of a million pounds. Did I mention that the cleric casting this spell from outside the room is a halfling?)

(Last brief aside: When will the United States switch over to metric? A cubic meter of room temperature water weighs a ton. 30 feet is roughly 9.144 meters. That length cubed comes to just under 765, so that's 765 metric tons of water. Finito!)

So last session, the party ventured under the saved if smouldering edifice to search a secret area mentioned by Rosazco the Rapscallion. (That's not slander; the nobleman will happily answer to that moniker!) The entrance was blocked by a stone slab 10 feet long and 5 feet wide resting over a depression and concealing a staircase. With great feats of strength and engineering, the party breached the subterranean vault. For visual reference, I stated that the slab was angled up at 30 degrees, allowing the party access to the descending stairs.

On the way home, Robin pensively asked, "Would everyone in the party fit under the slab if it was only raised 30 degrees? That would only be five feet of clearance."

I quickly answered, "Well, the staircase also started down at the lip of the opening, so there was more than five feet." That reply satisfied Robin but I wondered how accurate I was.

As Robin correctly computed, a ten-foot slab lifted at 30 degrees rises five feet above the ground. If it helps, think of a 30 degree angle as part of the right triangle formed when an equilateral triangle is cut perfectly in half.
Before even figuring how quickly the staircase descends, remember that the ten-foot slab is rotating at one end to form that 30 degree angle. So the base of the triangle formed is less than ten feet long, but the opening still stretches for the full ten feet.
 If only there were some way to mathematically determine the length of the base of this triangle.

Pythagoras is judging you with his dead, dead eyes.
Okay, so yes, the Pythagorean Theorem teaches us that the sum of the squares of the lengths of the two legs of a right triangle equals the square of the length of the hypotenuse. Simple, right?
Rounding, we find that the base of this triangle would be 8.66 feet. But the slab and the hidden aperture were both ten feet long. So where would the stairs begin?
Lifting up the slab also moves that edge away from directly above the rim of the gap. Subtracting the two values shows that the stairs run a full 1.34 feet before coming under the cover of the lid again. So how much staircase is that?
For simplicity's sake, I judged that the staircase would slant at a brisk 45 degrees. The benefit of this presumption is that the two legs of a 45 degree right triangle are congruent, so the length of one equals the length of the other. If the stairs go across 1.34 feet before reaching the slab, then the stairs go down 1.34 feet in that same space.
With a total of 6.34 feet of clearance, all but the most colossal half-orcs should easily get below the house without banging their heads.

I felt a 45 degree incline was reasonable on a staircase, but modern construction yields a less demanding flight. Today stairs are commonly built with eleven inch landings and seven inch risers, making the slope easy to figure out. (We don't need the angle of decline for our calculations, but it works out to roughly 32.47 degrees if you were curious.) We know how big the gap is (1.34 feet) and we also know that for every 11 inches over, the stairs drop 7 inches. Multiply 1.34 by 7/11 (or 0.63 repeating as a decimal) to get roughly 0.85 feet of decline for that gap. That's another 10 inches, so only the tallest characters would have to stoop to get into the secret tunnel. (Given our reflex to NOT bump our heads, probably some characters under 5'10" would still have ducked a wee bit.)

One last math question came to me while working on another campaign with a sailor turned druid. Before taking to adventuring, he was a fisherman. So could he wield a harpoon or trident or another nautically themed weapon?

Druids are proficient only in simple weapons. This restriction covers the spear but not the trident. (A "harpoon" does not exist specifically in the rules currently.) While bristling at this exclusion, I started comparing the statistics on the two weapons. What I saw was confusing.
Other than being half as heavy but twenty-five times the cost(!), there is no difference between the two weapons. None. They throw the same distance, do the same damage whether using one or two hands to attack. So maybe the answer to this question isn't found in math, but what makes the trident a more selective weapon?
~Tidwin
 12/29/16

Friday, October 7, 2016

Just Deserts

So I've made a large expanse of arid wasteland south of Bellstone Keep the focus of attention for the next few sessions. Unfortunately, like a shipwrecked survivor scouring a beach littered with flotsam for vital supplies, the rules about deserts are scattered throughout both the DMG and PHB in a haphazard fashion. Having pulled together the different sections, here is my concise guide to 5th Edition rules about deserts.

What lives in the desert?

At the back of the DMG, potential monster encounters are sorted by environment, and desert monsters are on page 302. Additionally, nomadic tribes probably live in the desert, similar to our world. Trade routes might be established with small enclaves at an important juncture or an isolated oasis.

What about desert gear?

The biggest enemy in the desert is the sun itself. It can heat you up, making you sweat at the slightest exertion. If you get a sunburn, your body will spend precious water repairing the damaged skin. So how can you defeat an enemy that glares down on you for roughly 50% of the time?

Shielding yourself from the sun takes some work but is vital to prevent sweating that deprives your body of water, and the first step is to dress for the environment. In our world, the optimal wardrobe consists of a hat (wide brim, closed crown), long pants (lightweight, breathable material is preferable), and a long sleeved shirt (same idea as pants).

Unfortunately, there is no listing in the Player's Handbook or the Dungeon Master's Guide for cotton robes, wide-brimmed hats, turbans or any other familiar desert gear. Under magic items, efreeti chain (DMG 167) looks like armor you might find being worn by a desert warrior, but the item makes no specific mention of the desert. I cannot say that this armor offers no benefit to those traveling across the desert because this armor confers immunity to fire damage to its wearer. As we'll see below, this benefit is extremely helpful.

In addition to clothing, characters can rely on shade to hide from the baleful glare of the sun. Shade might be found naturally (cave, rock formation), improvised (strategically place cloak or shield) or prepared (tents or other constructed shelter). In 5th Edition, the only tent listed for sale can shelter two people. This modest tent costs 2gp and weighs 20 lbs. (PHB 150) This limited offering is in sharp contrast to previous editions. Even Pathfinder offers a wide array of tents to suit an adventurer's needs and preferences. However, those prices are more expensive. Their "small" tent also weighs 20 lbs., costs five times as much yet can protect only a single occupant.

In an effort to balance the two systems, here is a breakdown of tents available. Cold weather tents are padded with furs and extra layers to fend off frigid temperatures. A cold weather tent gives advantage to saves against the effects of cold weather. Be warned; those tents provide no protection from cold damage.
The one useful item subject to several rules is the waterskin. (PHB 150 & 153) A waterskin holds 4 pints of water. To those unfamiliar with English measurements (which can even include those who use English measurements), 2 pints make a quart, and 4 quarts make a gallon. Thus, 1 waterskin = 2 quarts = 0.5 gallons. The quantity of water needed to safely traverse the desert is covered below.

Other than Lincoln Chaffee, who wants to use an easy-to-learn system like metric?

What are the consequences of traveling in the desert heat?

Wilderness travel (DMG 106-112) is discussed generally, with specific dangers on pages 110 & 111.
Extreme heat can weaken a creature lacking sufficient water. Extreme heat is defined as sustained temperatures above 100F (~38C). After an hour of extreme heat, a character makes a DC 5 Constitution save. Failure gives the character a level of exhaustion. Remember that the levels of exhaustion (PHB 291) are cumulative and will eventually cause the death of a character. Each subsequent hour, another Constitution save is required, but with an increase of the DC by 1 for every cumulative hour spent in the heat.

Now here's where the efreeti chain comes in handy. Characters wearing medium armor, heavy armor or heavy clothing makes the Constitution save with disadvantage. (I cannot find any definition for "heavy clothing" so your guess is as good as mine.) However, creatures with resistance or immunity to fire damage automatically make those saves, regardless of other factors. (Creatures adapted to hot climes also succeed automatically.)

How much water is required to survive in the desert?

A character needs one gallon of water daily to survive under average conditions, regardless of size. (Sorry, halflings.)  However, this requirement increases to two gallons of water daily in hot weather. (PHB 185)

What is hot weather? I can only presume that it is weather that is a bit hotter than average that does not meet the criteria for extreme heat listed above. If I had to make a call (and I guess I do), then I would list "hot" weather as 80F (~27C) or warmer.

A character could conceivable consume four waterskins daily to survive. If a character drinks only half the required amount, then the end of every day will require a DC 15 Constitution save. Failure means the character gains one level of exhaustion. A character without even half rations of water automatically fails that save. Additionally, if anyone already has one level of exhaustion from any source, then failure inflicts two levels of exhaustion instead.

These rules mean that if a character has no access to water, then that character suffers one level of exhaustion after the first day. The next day takes the character down two levels of exhaustion. Another two levels on the third day drop the character to the fifth level of exhaustion, only one above dying. So on the fourth day, any exhaustion suffered will kill the character. This time limit is a little more generous than the commonly accepted medical wisdom that states it takes only three days without water to kill a human.

What hazards are there in addition to heat?

The section of wilderness hazards (DMG 110) lists strong winds as a threat. In most environments, the wind makes ranged attacks and Wisdom (Perception) checks based on sound more difficult. In a desert, the sand and dust picked up by such winds become a sandstorm, imposing disadvantage on Wisdom(perception) checks relying on sight in addition to other impediments listed.

While not specifically listed in either book, a character could drown in the desert. Dry river beds cutting across the desert might yield valuable water after some persistent digging, but those gullies are also channels where rain can quickly gather into a flash flood. A character trapped in the sudden torrent runs the risk of suffocating. (PHB 183) A character can hold their breath a number of minutes equal to (1 + Constitution modifier). Characters with a negative modifier can hold their breath for 30 seconds (5 rounds). After that time, the character is still alive for a number of rounds equal to their Constitution modifier, with a minimum of one round.

Stay cool!

~ Tidwin
10/07/16

Session Eight Recap 11SEP2016

Last time, the party jumped back in time to about the same time that they left town to venture into the swamp the first time. Having returned to town, the clock is ticking towards a future where a massive wave of flyers approach Bellstone Keep from the desert.

Having established a plan with Sir Richard to gather archers surreptitiously, everyone returned to the Inner Market to meet their Masters. In the early morning, they find Baron Xenith, with a coterie of nobles and important personages, touring the market. The nobles were talking eagerly, offering their opinions about the crafts on display, but the Baron seemed uninterested in the conversation.
  • Yward Brightscale: dragonborn captain of the City Guard
  • Lady Holly: human First Scribe of the Learned Vassals
  • Grover Horntuner: gnome High Foreman of the Miner's Guild
  • Harvey Gamblegain: gnome Magnate of the Coiner's Guild
  • Reverend Zatapiony: dwarf Skipper of the Sailor's League
  • Rosazco Quill: weapons merchant and patron of the arts
  • Dame Grace: Knight of the Golden Blade, visiting from Cliffside
While still watching the dragon and his retinue, a familiar voice calls over to the party. The goblin An'stuff is dressed as a toreador, keeping a sluggish bull at bay. With a flourish of his crimson cape, An'stuff explains he is helping a crafter display costumes that let one act with unfamiliar skills or talents. In this case, the diminutive goblin is toying with a bull easily three times his size, magically endowed with the abilities of a toreador. The tailor Eskestash explains that the costumes can imitate and bestow activities which engender some passion: dancing, juggling, bull fighting, and similarly passionate pursuits. Finer skills like crafting remain beyond Eskestash's ability to mimic through his costumes yet.

Suddenly, An'stuff gives a terrified but muffled scream. The luckless goblin has somehow become entangled in the cape. More worrying, though, is that the listless bull has been replaced by a monstrous bull of intimidating size. The beast swings its sharp horns at anyone near, but it also breathes a strange green dust across the market, although none in the crowd seem affected by the noxious plume.

The party deftly works to get the crowd out of the way, release An'stuff and face the terrifying creature. Kaden also spots a city guard slinking away that bears an uncanny resemblance to the illusion of a guardsman created by the recovered magic cap. A few quick shots bring the "guard" to a stop, while the party members fighting the gorgon are joined by Rosazco. The nobleman seems to handle his blade well enough, although his reddish face indicates that combat might be a level of exertion to which he is unaccustomed.

The party successfully smote the foul beast while saving An'stuff. The "guard" turns out to be a goblin wearing another of those illusion-generating caps. The uncooperative troublemaker is bundled off to the custody of the city guard. Glad that his model and his merchandise remained unharmed, Esketash gave the party 500gp in gratitude.

Flush with either exertion or ecstasy, Rosazco invites the party to a Shiennarm celebration at his Inner Ring mansion. Arriving at the appointed time, the party arrives at Quillmere, an opulent dwelling filled with art objects, rare weapons and unusual creations crafted by previous Shiennarm victors.

One guest in particular does not seem to enjoy the festivities. Nimblethorn encounters the glowering human, who curtly asks where the host can be found. Not suspecting any ill intent, Nimblethorn eagerly points out Rosazco among the throng. The human storms up, announces himself as Ulric McMahon and challenges the noble to a duel.

At this point of the evening, hoswever, the large-nosed reveler is in no condition to fight. Before passing out, Rosazco gets Beckley to serve as his second, who then finds himself dueling an angry Ulric. Despite a lucky early blow from Ulric, the knight dispatches the unruly guest and the party resumes.

While Xenith is not at the party, the retinue of significant personages is present, along with Lt. Aden Foxhaven, second-in-command of the City Guard. In particular, the party talks with the two gnomes about their journey to the desert. Instead of a long trek over the mountain range, the gnomes reveal that the dwarves have an extensive network of mines under the mountain, including one path where a railcart can bring them to the edge of the desert. The gnomes warn the party that this route has falen into disuse, so there might be unwelcome guests on the trip.

The next day, the party heads out to the mines. The miners, having been forewarned, escort the party to the railroad in question. Although the trip passes uneventfully, the cavern where the group arrives is dark and a nest of gricks have settled in comfortable. After fighting off the resilient foes, they can venture out and look south onto the desert.
~ Tidwin
10/07/16

Sunday, September 11, 2016

Session Seven Recap 27AUG2016

After a real world break of a week, our party (whole once again) plunged into the peaty labyrinth in an effort to find an exit, confront their tormentor and return to hopefully save Bellstone Keep before it is too late.

The players encountered first a patch of swamp with a pungent odor. Starting cautiously across the terrain, the party narrowly avoided a gout of flame that spontaneously burst from the ground. Moving quickly, the party crossed the treacherous landscape without injury.

Turning the corner, the party found a large expanse dotted with muddy graves and caustic pools of acid. As the party entered, an unnoticed helmed skeleton launched a fireball at the party before marching across the field to awaken his comrades. Players moving too closely to the graves ran the risk of also rousing the zombies lurking in the dirt. A quick shot by Kaden pinned the undead commander in place, preventing other zombies from joining the fray. Eventually the skeleton was downed and the necromantic threat ended. Additionally, a key with the image of a cow was recovered from inside one of the sulfurous pools.

The next corridor ended abruptly with two adjacent doors, one made of sturdy oak and the other made of stone. Note that these were not double doors; each door had is own frame and opened independently. The catches on the oak door could be manipulated to spring open, but the stone door would only respond to brute force. Similar doors of wood or stone lucked beyond the first doors. Not just similar, but closer inspection revealed all the oak doors to be exact duplicates, down to patches of color and whorls in the beams. The stone doors proved to be perfect clones as well. While forcing a path through these portals, several more keys were recovered from the mucky floor.
Keys recovered from the maze


The next room featured several wood and canvas automata, all armed with swords, travelling along grooved tracks cut into the stone floor.  These devices sprung to life once the party stepped into the room, but a well-placed shatter from Nimblethorn disabled over half of the threats. Quickly dismantling the rest, the party found more keys lodged within the internal clockworks of some constructs.

The party moved on to discover a stone door with a single keyhole and a series of inscribed numbers. for those playing along at home, the numbers were:

The party successfully determined the correct key after brief introspection, opening the door to reveal a demurely dressed red-headed maiden waiting inside the muddy hovel they had first found several days ago. She introduced herself as Nara, an efreet that had been their host for the better part of a week. the party learned that she had been serving Torance Zant in his revenge plot against Bellstone Keep. Her erstwhile master had ventured south into the desert, leaving her with instructions to delay anyone trying to find him or learn his plans. Having fulfilled the letter or her commission, she offered the party a flying carpet to return them swiftly home, specifically to the one person that could help them defy time itself and save the city.

The party arrives at the home of the Guy as small flyers appear in the distance far to the south. The Guy ushers them in quickly, having been expecting them for four days. In exchange for the flying carpet, he gives the party a key that will send his front door four days into the past. The catch is that since the door exists in a quasitemporal state, the party must enter the house and leave through the sewers to permanently establish themselves in the past.

Under the house, the party encounters elementals scouring the foul tunnels, as well as two dueling otyughs. Sunshine, the original inhabitant, had been attacked by a recent interloper and was hiding, protected by the elementals. The party was able to kill the belligerent bully, allowing Sunshine and the elementals to return peacefully to their task. The party exited the sewer to find the Shiennarm Festival still in the early days.

Once back in time, the party talked to Sir Richard, who grudgingly accepts the fantastic story told by the party. Sir Richard is concerned that trying to alert the population or create an obvious aerial defense of the city will disrupt the ongoing festival. Instead, he agrees to use the resources of the knights to hold an archery contest to identify possible defenders qualified to repulse an attack from the sky.

And there we paused for the week.

So a few bookkeeping addenda before wrapping up in preparation for this week (i.e. later today).

The missing sessions will be back-filled when possible. I mostly need a new starting point where players can refer back to and know all their information is current.

The one rules question left from last session dealt with healing during short rests. Our draconic bloodline sorceror gains 1hp/level. Does the healing from spending a hit die also increase by 1 to reflect this increase?

Currently, I'm allowing the extra hp, although a strict reading of the rules does not explicitly support this interpretation. The draconic bloodline benefit is that the character's maximum hit points increase by one per level ("Draconic Resilience" on PHB 102). This rule does not specifically state that the character gains an extra hp each level, although that is the eventual result of this benefit. I have sent a tweet to Mike Mearls for clarification. (I am desperately refraining from asking if detect poison and disease (PHB 231) reveals "venomous" as well as "poisonous" creatures, since the spell only mentions the latter.)

So what was recovered from the hut? It sounded like the players gathered every loose item in sight, all of which ended up in the bag of holding:

  • each player ended up with a hunk of charcoal from the brazier
  • the glass ball that connects magically to the gem
  • a small, humanoid automata crafted from cloth, wood, wire and springs
  • several clockwork displays portraying a variety of scenes: horses running laps around a farmer, two yeti throwing snowballs, eight tiny dueling mannequins, an alligator chasing a frog around a pond, and highland kobolds tossing cabers while their clanmates enjoy pie and archery
  • three chess sets: a traditional set made of quartz and onyx, a set made of semi-precious stones that look like different plants, and a set of crudely carved troglodytes and goblins from common rocks (note: Kaden still possesses a quartz pawn, but that set already has eight white pawns)
  • the helmet from the undead commander
  • a small wooden cube with a picture of a door on each side
  • dueling longswords made of meteorite metal

This list adds to the previous items collected from the maze: mismatched cold weather gear, nine goodberries, sixteen days of gator meat, a nice gator skin, a solitary quartz chess pawn, and eighty-six teeth from a tyrannosaurus rex.

Hopefully this gives everyone a good idea of where events stand, since the Shiennarm Festival sounds like it's soon going to get very busy.
~Tidwin
09/11/16

Monday, August 22, 2016

Session Three Recap 16JUL2016

With this session I introduced the party to our first dungeon crawl, albeit in a hedge maze deep in a swamp where the walls are not shrubbery but instead made of mud, peat, reeds and dead vegetation. It's quite extensive and might occupy a few sessions.
What? No shrubbery? I don't believe it!
To be fair, we didn't hop into the adventure right away because we were still recapping last week and there were questions about the magic items recovered in the first two sessions. Using my clarification and amplification of the rules for identifying magic items, the party successfully determined the identity and functions of these items:
  • The ring made of copper wire found during the first session is a Ring of Translation. Once imprinted with a language, the ring gives its wearer the ability to converse fluently in that language.
  • The cloth cap recovered from the pyromaniacal goblins is a variation on the Hat of Disguise (DMG page 173).  This magic item does not require attunement. Wearing the cap immediately covers the wearer in an illusion of an average looking human dressed in the uniform of the City Guard. The illusion is the same height regardless of height of the wearer. 
  • Upon helping the Guy retrieve his favourite rug, he handed the party what he deemed "glass junk" in an old, dirty sack. That sack is really a Bag of Holding (DMG page 153).
  • The "glass junk" turned out to be several consumables and one Driftglobe (DMG page 166). The command words for the orb are "Enlighten me" (cast light) "Enlighten us" (cast daylight) "Hang out" (hover/follow) and "Peace" (stops all effects).
  • The various liquids from the Guy's bag are four (4) Potions of Healing (2d4+2), one (1) Potion of Greater Healing (4d4+4), three (3) Oils of Magic Weapon, three (3) Potions of Darkvision, three (3) Alchemist's Fire, four (4) Potions of Cure Disease and three (3) Potions of Cure Poison.
I learned that while this method gleaning the magical properties of various curiosities allows me the chance to provide richer description of the items (possibly weaving in plot clues) but it is more time-consuming, occupying as much of the evening as a full encounter might. Therefore I am counting this session and future occasions of identyfying magic items as a full encounter and awarding XP.

So armed with a chocolate covered gem, the party bid farewell to the city and entered the Shady Marshes. The group chose to carefully pick out a path through the treacherous terrain, rather than travelling in the direction indicated by the chocolate syrup, trading speed for safety.

After a few hours, the party enountered a strange stone structure jutting out of the muck, guarded by some kobolds. The kobolds outside the crypt seemed ordinary and were quickly dispatched. However, the building opened onto stairs leading down into some ancient temple, where the air became arid and the stonework was completely dry and free of moss, despite being below ground level in a swamp. Underground the party found several gaunt kobolds under the command of a robed kobold. More "regular" kobolds were huddled in a corner, guarded by their emaciated compatriots. A wailing kobold is being dragged by two scrawny kobolds towards a well brimming with water at the far end of the chamber.

Sensing that the well was the implement of some dangerous ritual, the party sprang into action to save the helpless victim and prevent harm to the other trapped kobolds. The cadaverous kobolds, when injured enough, dissipated in a cloud of pale dust, all gear falling to the ground in a heap.

True to form, the party spared the unchanged kobolds, who fled at the first opportunity. Once all the afflicted kobolds were destroyed, the party examined the well.

By which I mean Nimblethorn ran up and plunged his hand into the water, disturbing a strange serpentine creature formed from the liquid in the well. Fighting the creature seemed to have little effect, so the party needed a more efficient strategy. An examination of the well revealed that it was not attached to the floor but merely rested on it. To defeat the creature, the party tipped over the well, pouring the water across the chamber and depriving the aqueous snake of a sufficient volume of liquid from which to emerge.

The "well" turned out to be a cylinder, about six feet across and open on one end. The metal was uniform in color, similar to steel, unmarred by scratches or dents yet without any seams or joints. Despite its abnormal behavior, the metal tub radiates no magic. On the outside of the well, inscribed in minute draconic characters (but not similar to any modern draconic vocabulary) was the phrase "uncontrol desiccate receptacle" or some text along those lines. Some experimentation indicates the well collects water from the ambient air, supposedly creating the strange creature once full. Turned on its side, the metal bucket cannot accumulate enough liquid to allow the watery creature to manifest. Certain of their safety, the adventurers used the subterranean temple as shelter to rest awhile before resuming their trek.

Right before sunset, the chocolate pseudo-compass* finally guided the investigators towards an earthen hovel that looks more like a pile of wet clippings than a functional dwelling. Outside the house, stooped over a boiling cauldron, was a weathered crone. She beckons the group and inquires as to what brings them so far into the perilous marshes. Upon recognizing the gemstone, she claps her hands to send out a vertigo-inducing wave of discomfort that pushes the group away magically.

The party shakes off the disorientation and looks around to find giant walls of mud and vegetation surround them. Gaps in the walls lead to different passages that head further into this strange place. The party moves cautiously to find another room where a frog-like humanoid is arguing with a shambling mound. The debate centers on the mound's "garden" - specifically five plants that can be moved to different location around the clearing. The bullywug explains that the shambling mound is unhappy because the plants are in the wrong places, and none should be in a line with any of the others. The party figured out a placement that satisfied the garden's resident. With the shambling mound now able to seek inner piece, we paused for the week. No treasure has been recovered yet, but the party members earned 314 XP each.
~ Tidwin
07/19/16
*As opposed to a pseudo-chocolate compass, which would be a compass made entirely out of white chocolate.

Friday, August 19, 2016

Light vs. Finesse

I keep confusing the rules for light and finesse weapons. I should be more familiar with these term for two reasons. First, there are several DEX-based characters in the party so knowing which weapons benefit them is important. Additionally, dual wielding is available to everyone, not just rangers, monks or those with specific feats. So here's the breakdown:


This chart shows all melee weapons listed in the table on page 149 of the Player's Handbook.

A finesse weapon allows a character to apply a DEX modifier to attack rolls and damage instead of STR. Regardless of the choice, the same ability modifier must be applied to both the attack roll and the damage roll. (PHB 147)

Both weapons must be light in order to dual wield. When using two light weapons, a character takes an action and makes the first attack roll as normal, including appropriate modifiers. If the character has a light weapon in the other hand, the character can take a bonus action to attack with that second weapon. The ability modifier still affects the second attack roll, but that same modifier is not added to the damage roll, unless that modifier is negative. (PHB 195)

So if the two weapons held are both finesse and light, a character can make a second attack with the bonus action and choose to apply the DEX modifier to both attack rolls and the first damage roll.

The fighting style "Two-Weapon Fighting" (PHB 72) is available to fighters at 1st level. The only modification to the rules above is the ability to add your ability modifier to the second attack's damage roll. The weapons available remain the same, although fighters automatically gain martial weapon proficiency.

The feat "Dual Wielder" (PHB 165) gives three benefits, the first granting a +1 to AC and another letting you draw two weapons at once. The remaining benefit changes the rules for what weapons a character can wield and still attack twice. With this feat, a character can make two attacks with a one-handed weapon in each hand, even if the weapons are not light. The modifiers to attack rolls and damage are unaffected. This ability jumps right past the pirate brandishing a cutlass in one hand and a dagger in the other, landing squarely on the potential of swinging two long swords in an augmented dervish of destruction.

When putting this Venn diagram together, I noticed a few interesting features:
  • No simple weapon is finesse but not light.
  • No martial weapon is light but not finesse.
  • The only simple weapon that is light and finesse is the dagger.
  • The scimitar and shortsword are the only martial weapons that are both light and finesse.
  • Five simple weapons and thirteen martial weapons are neither light nor finesse.
So Fifth Edition has banished the swashbuckler darting around with a rapier and dagger, at least for the time being. But where 5e taketh away, so does it giveth; any player who wants to can now run around with two daggers and poke mercilessly at any assailant that gets in the way.

Come out swinging!
~ Tidwin

Thursday, August 18, 2016

Physician, Heal Thyself!

One major goal of player characters is to not die. (Think of that as every mortal's penultimate Bucket List entry.) In game terms, death usually only enters the conversation when HP are gone, so a recurring question is "How can my character get healed?"

Spells

Cure wounds is a 1st level touch spell that can be cast using a higher spell slot. The spell heals damage based on the level of the spell slot used as follows:
  1. 1d8 + spellcasting ability modifier
  2. 2d8 + spellcasting ability modifier
  3. 3d8 + spellcasting ability modifier
  4. 4d8 + spellcasting ability modifier
  5. 5d8 + spellcasting ability modifier
  6. 6d8 + spellcasting ability modifier
  7. 7d8 + spellcasting ability modifier
  8. 8d8 + spellcasting ability modifier
  9. 9d8 + spellcasting ability modifier
This covers bards, druids, paladins, rangers and most clerics. Clerics of the Life domain get an extra kick in healing of (2 + spell level) hit points regained. Which raises a new question: does "spell level" refer to the level of the spell itself or the level of the spell slot used to cast the spell? Until I learn otherwise, I will allow the second interpretation, meaning that Life Clerics replenish hit points with cure wounds thusly:
  1. 1d8 + 3 + spellcasting ability modifier
  2. 2d8 + 4 + spellcasting ability modifier
  3. 3d8 + 5 + spellcasting ability modifier
  4. 4d8 + 6 + spellcasting ability modifier
  5. 5d8 + 7 + spellcasting ability modifier
  6. 6d8 + 8 + spellcasting ability modifier
  7. 7d8 + 9 + spellcasting ability modifier
  8. 8d8 + 10 + spellcasting ability modifier
  9. 9d8 + 11 + spellcasting ability modifier
Healing word is another spell available to bards, clerics and druids. While the spell heals fewer points on average, it can be cast from up to 60 feet away as a bonus action! This magic also benefits from the use of highers spell slots:
  1. 1d4 + spellcasting ability modifier
  2. 2d4 + spellcasting ability modifier
  3. 3d4 + spellcasting ability modifier
  4. 4d4 + spellcasting ability modifier
  5. 5d4 + spellcasting ability modifier
  6. 6d4 + spellcasting ability modifier
  7. 7d4 + spellcasting ability modifier
  8. 8d4 + spellcasting ability modifier
  9. 9d4 + spellcasting ability modifier
For Life clerics, use these numbers instead:
  1. 1d4 + 3 + spellcasting ability modifier
  2. 2d4 + 4 + spellcasting ability modifier
  3. 3d4 + 5 + spellcasting ability modifier
  4. 4d4 + 6 + spellcasting ability modifier
  5. 5d4 + 7 + spellcasting ability modifier
  6. 6d4 + 8 + spellcasting ability modifier
  7. 7d4 + 9 + spellcasting ability modifier
  8. 8d4 + 10 + spellcasting ability modifier
  9. 9d4 + 11 + spellcasting ability modifier

Class Abilities

Fighters, paladins and clerics of the life domain all receive the ability to heal, but in different ways.

Second wind

From the very beginning, fighters gain the ability second wind. (PHB 72) This feature allows any fighter to use a bonus action to heal (1d10+fighter level) hit points. A fighter can use this ability in addition to taking a full complement of attacks and moves and actions. However, this ability only replenishes after a rest (long or short). Even at higher levels, a fighter can rely on this inner reserve of healing just once during a combat, regardless of their level.

Lay on hands

Paladins also gain a healing power at 1st level. (PHB 84) This ability requires the character to use an action, but a paladin can restore a total of (5 x paladin level) hit points. The paladin can divide this recovery several different times so long as all the available hit points have not yet been distributed. It takes a long rest to reset this power.

Additionally, this power can be used to cure a target from either disease or poison. This action uses up 5 hit points of available healing but does not provide healing other than removing the poison or disease.

Channel divinity

Finally, clerics within the Life domain can also provide healing up to (5 x cleric level), but only on the severely injured. (PHB 60) By taking an action to present a holy symbol, the cleric can restore hit points to any selected non-undead/non-construct within 30 feet. However, this healing can only bring each target up to half its maximum hit points. (Or "bloodied" for those still hungover from 4e.) This ability manifests at 2nd level and can be used once between any rest (long or short). (PHB 58-59) Starting at 6th level, a cleric can employ channel divinity twice between rests, and eventually gains a third usage at 18th level. So these are the total hit points that a life cleric can heal at each cleric level if channel divinity is used only to restore health:
  1. ability not available yet
  2. 10 total hit points
  3. 15 total hit points
  4. 20 total hit points
  5. 25 total hit points
  6. 60 total hit points
  7. 70 total hit points
  8. 80 total hit points
  9. 90 total hit points
  10. 100 total hit points
  11. 110 total hit points
  12. 120 total hit points
  13. 130 total hit points
  14. 140 total hit points
  15. 150 total hit points
  16. 160 total hit points
  17. 170 total hit points
  18. 270 total hit points
  19. 285 total hit points
  20. 300 total hit points

Potions of Healing

Potions of healing are listed in the Treasure section of the Dungeon Master's Guide on pages 187 & 188. These potions come in different potencies (and increasing recovery) as shown below:
The most common healing potion costs 50gp and weighs half a pound. (PHB 150 & 153)  The prices for superior healing and supreme healing are not canon but instead extrapolated based on the healing provided. All healing potions, regardless or strength, weigh 1/2 lb.

Healing potions are always available for sale.  Players with proficiency in herbalism kits and sufficient downtime days can make these potions as well. (PHB 154 & 187)

House Rule: If the players seek to purchase any of the other healing potions, roll randomly to see how many bottles are available from vendors that week. If the result is 0 or less, that particular potion is not available for the week. A new roll can be made next week.
  • Greater healing: 1d10-3 bottles available
  • Superior healing: 1d8-3 bottles available
  • Supreme healing: 1d6-3 bottles available
Only one roll is made per week, and it doesn't matter how far into the week the adventure is when the original query is made. For consistency's sake, pick a day for the roll and don't change it. If the party goes a whole week without trying to obtain potions, then they don't get two or more rolls when they finally begin shopping. That week's opportunity is lost.

During rests

In addition to healing available during combat, characters also regain health during periods of inactivity. During a short rest, a player can choose to expend one or more hit dice to regain health. (PHB 186)For each hit die expended temporarily, the player rolls the hit die for their character's class and add the Constitution modifier. A barbarian with CON 16 would regain (1d12+3) hit points per spent die. A wizard with CON 9 that used a hit die in this manner would regain (1d6-1) hit points.

By taking a long rest, where the characters spend eight hours avoiding strenuous activity, a character regains all lost hit points, even if hit die have been expended. (PHB 186) Spent hit dice also return after a long rest; a character gains up to half their total hit die, with a minimum of one recovered. After a long rest, for example, a 11th level fighter would recover up to 5 hit dice. (11/2 = 5.5 which rounds down to 5 (PHB 7))

Note that while they can take essentially an unlimited number of short rests, a party can only benefit from one long rest every 24 hours. (The presumption being that similar to Earth, days on fantasy worlds last roughly 24 hours.) This rules contradicts what has been occurring in the swampy hedge maze, so for the remainder of the hedge maze, just say to yourself, "The old hag did it."

Hopefully this explanation gives you an idea of the most common forms of healing available to injured characters. There are lots more methods out there (vampiric weapons, regeneration rings, etc.) but we'll burn that bridge when we get to it.

Stay well!
~ Tidwin

Friday, July 15, 2016

Session Two Recap 2JUL2016

Session two went quite differently than I planned. It would appear that the players are trying to gain all of their XP without having to slaughter thousands of creatures like nearly every other party ever in existence in the history of FRPGs. This week the combatants were a rust monster and a houseful of animated carpets, both of which the party (or at least individuals therein) were trying to capture rather than kill at some point that evening.

Nonetheless, the party made it through, even when facing two batches of carpets simultaneously. The rust monster is safely hidden away back at the Inner Market, and the party has earned the respect of Sir Richard and the Knights of the Coronade. With the friendly commander's help, they party secured an audience with a mysterious magician known only as the Guy. It was the party's hope that maybe he could uncover more information on the gem from the automata wizard from the sewers. After retrieving a favourite rug from a past incarnation of the house (as well as three bottle of chocolate syrup), the Guy was able to cast a spell on the gem that will obstensibly lead the party to its owner.
not normally found in spell component pouches
As rewards, the party received 200 XP each as well as a sack full of the Guy's glass recyclables. The contents of the sack break down as follows:
  • 1 nondescript orb of glass
  • 4 potions in clear flasks that give off a faint red glow
  • 1 potion in a clear flask giving off a stronger red glow
  • 3 clay bottles with an imprinted image of a sword
  • 3 vials made of black glass etched with a pale eye
  • 3 glass flasks with an flame painted on the side
  • 4 glass bottles with a green unhappy face and then a yellow smiley face
  • 3 crude clay vials with a skull and crossbones in black and a red line through it, then another skull and crossbones with a red circle, but then crossed out and...never mind, it will be much easier if I just show you:
this label has NOT been approved by the FDA
As far as rules concerns, I don't remember any issues over interpretation that was the source of debate. There was one issue we hammered out fairly quickly, and another issue where, like the SCOTUS, I punted at the time to resolve the problem later after much deliberation.

(When I say, "I don't remember any issues" I am being forthright. I completely forgot to bring my sticky notes so I would possess a physical, written record of the night's conundrums. However, I have a brilliant idea to solve this problem...a sparkling, brilliant idea!)

1) OMG They Didn't Kill Kenny!

My party is composed of very thoughtful players, willing to consider a wide variety of options in solving situations where most groups would just slaughter anything that moved. So far they have spared marauding desert goblins, paid assassins, a clueless bugbear, and a potentially destructive rust monster. They also tried to wrestle several magically animated carpets into submission, though that did not work as intended.

These actions have been made more remarkable when you consider that Fifth Edition has no subdual damage or non-lethal damage. Gone are the days of tracking two types of damage as the players attempt to bludgeon an opponent into unconsciousness. Instead, the game has a simple rule for Knocking a Creature Out (PHB, pg. 198):
When an attacker reduces a creature to 0 hit points with a melee attack, the attacker can knock the creature out. The attacker can make this choice the instant the damage is dealt. The creature falls unconscious and is stable.
No more tracking damage or trying to guess how weak a creature is. (And good riddance to the spell deathwatch!) The only occurrence that might prevent a non-lethal capture is our friend Instant Death (PHB, pg. 197):
Massive damage can kill you instantly. When damage reduces you to 0 hit points and there is damage remaining, you die if the remaining damage equals or exceeds your hit point maximum.
This doesn't necessarily contradict the first rule, but reading down a bit on page 197 to the section on Falling Unconscious and we learn:
If damage reduces you to 0 hit points and fails to kill you, you fall unconscious. (emphasis mine)
When using the rule to knock a creature out, you are choosing to render a creature unconscious rather than dying at the point where your target reaches 0 hit points. However, falling unconscious is not an option if the amount of damage delivered is sufficient to instantly kill the defender. The rule for knocking a creature out does not say the damage dealt is ignored, only what happens when the creature could start dying.

In short, subdual damage vanished from this edition but death from massive damage received a makeover. Please be warned; scoring a critical hit on a severely wounded adversary might preclude the opportunity to ask questions later.

2) Identify crisis

Okay, this is where my style of playing D&D might be interfering with how the players want to approach D&D. I've always viewed magic items a bit like computer programs or web pages or technological devices with no instructions included. One can learn what this unknown item does or how it functions through a mix of examination, experimentation, intuition, research and blind luck. In some ways, Fifth Edition intimates such a universe, listing four ways that players can learn the properties of magic items on page 136 of the DMG:
  1. cast an identify spell
  2. focus on a single item during a short rest
  3. discover some clue (keyword, feathery motif, etc.) on the item
  4. wear the item or experiment with it
However, method #1 seems the most fool-proof, given that the spells says (page 252, PHB):
You choose one object that you must touch throughout the casting of the spell. If it is a magic item or some other magic-imbued object, you learn its properties and how to use them, whether it requires attunement to use, and how many charges it has, if any.
Identify takes one minute to cast if prepared, or 10 minutes if performed as a ritual (giving the party the equivalent of a short rest). This method takes all guesswork out of an item and essentially declares the party knows the entire rules entry on the given item. However, even this course of action is not perfect, since when it comes to cursed items (page 139, DMG):
Most methods of identifying items, including the identify spell, fail to reveal such a curse, although lore might hint at it. A curse should be a surprise to the item's user when the curse's effects are revealed.
Again, we're given a rule that covers "most" circumstances, excepting, of course, the circumstances that are not covered, which unfortunately are not named. So what's to be done?

So this issue is the one I chose to punt at the last session. Having had a weeklong beach retreat over which to mull this problem, I have developed a more elaborate system for identifying and attuning magic items, which you can find here.

~ Tidwin
07/15/16

Friday, July 1, 2016

Session One Recap 25JUN2016

I intend for these session recaps to achieve three objectives:
  • provide a hard copy of the rewards received in game
  • address any rules questions from that session
  • force me to write up each session by Sunday PM

It will also give me the opportunity to wax philosophic regarding the passed session but that's a secondary goal.  However, like this week, the minor aim could often serve as my introduction.

The first session went incredibly well, namely because several awesome individuals (my players) stepped up and helped gloss over some of the more existential conundrums facing players in the fantasy RPG metagame: Why do our characters want to act in unison? Why accept sensory or conversational information largely unchallenged? Why follow the only lead we've been handed? Why not just skewer everyone in sight? Why not just circle the wagons and hope the storm passes over harmlessly?

So the players have gotten together and are working together for the goal of getting safely through the Sheinnarm Festival. Individually, each player might hope to help their character's mentor win overall, but currently the players are finding their bearings and hoping to make progress.

In my description of the dangers facing the party, I created the Illuminati problem: a villain simultaneously too powerful to underestimate yet weak enough that basic detective work and low-level combat will upset the dastard's plans. This issue meant that the players split the party midway though the session, unwilling to leave their benefactors under the aegis of the admittedly underwhelming Towne Guard, led by Captain Brightscale.

However, the encounter played out and advanced the story to the point where the players moved forward as a group again, eventually confronting the Big Bad Guy in the final act of the night. The climax involved a cell of  exiled desert goblins under the tutelage of an automaton mastermind. Their plans thwarted, the goblins were torching all evidence of their work when confronted by the players.

All players received 192 XP each for overcoming various obstacles through the session. (DM Call: I did not differentiate for the single encounter while the party was split.) As a reward for their actions, players received/recovered:

  • A crate of fifteen bottles of wine from Chef Finin (in gratitude for saving his life and minimizing the damage to his establishment) - these exquisite vintage Gnomish whites with a light, fruity bouquet are worth 18gp a bottle
  • A pair of daggers from each assassin (4 total) - these function as normal daggers but are set with mother-of-pearl handles, increasing their value to a collector to 12gp each
  • One intact white felt skullcap (not burned by the goblins before the bonfire was dispersed throughout the sewers - yay, magic?!) - a bit dingy from ash and smoke but cleaned up could fetch 3gp 
  • A copper wire ring worn by Scrunchtoes worth 4sp
  • Nine uncut almandine garnets (10gp each), 9 gp, 23 sp and 70 cp in the bonfire's ashes

uncut garnet
uncut almandine garnet

As far as rules issues, going forward I will have yellow sticky notes at the table so that we can jot down any issue and a brief record of what we found or decided. This process will help me address any issues in the next recap. As it stands, I remember two different issues from our first game:

1) Octopus Grappling

Embarrasing confession: I have yet to acquire a Fifth Edition Monster Manual. However, two online resources from Wizards have many monsters from earlier seasons of Adventurers' League that frugal DM's can utilize:


The giant octopus from the second source lists the following ability:
Tentacles. Melee Weapon Attack: +5 to hit, reach 15 ft., one target. Hit: 10 (2d6 + 3) bludgeoning damage. If the target is a creature, it is grappled (escape DC 16). Until this grapple ends, the target is restrained, and the octopus can’t use its tentacles on another target.
According to the rules for Conditions (PHB, 290-292), grappled means the target's speed is 0, and in the Combat section (PHB, 195) indicates that conditions exist to end or break the grapple, but nothing about damaging a grappled creature. Rules also allow the grappler to move the grappled creature as part of the grappler's movement, but the grappler's speed is halved.

Furthermore, restrained characters have a speed of 0 and disadvantage on any attack rolls or Dexterity saves.  Anyone attacking a restrained target gains advantage on the attack roll, be it melee, missile or magic.

Reading the information about its attack originally, it sounded like once the octopus had hold of a creature, it could do nothing except drag its victim to a watery doom. There was neither beak nor bite attack listed. The tentacle attack could not target characters during a grapple. Releasing a creature from a grapple takes no action (again from the Combat rules) so the octopus could release its prey and attack again every round, but this seemed an awful lot of work for a meal.

The players managed to free the trapped character before that happened, and drove the creature away (it still had hit points left - don't worry). However, with the advantage or rereading the rules later, the text seems to say that while the octopus cannot attack a different target while grappling, it can attack the grappled character each successive round but now with advantage!

So fair warning, expect to run into octopi again!

2) Drive-by-halflings

So the penultimate fight of the night involved the players fighting canvas-covered clockworks through a doorway, everyone perched on narrow walkways adjacent to pungent canals of sewage.

While you can make ranged attacks into or through combat, our halfling cleric grew bored at the back or the line and asked to use halfling nimbleness to dart forward and attack with a spell. The ability reads:
Halfling Nimbleness. You can move through the space of any creature that is of a size larger than yours.
I decided quickly that this would work, since an extra attack from the party could help move the combat along, as it was plodding along slowly thanks to the terrain. (I hadn't planned on the party to bang on a secret door like a gong, warning their enemies so they'd be bunched up at the door.) The rules (PHB, 90) definitively allow players to break up their move, travelling before AND after their action if they haven't moved their full Speed yet.

Next round, the frontmost character needed healing, so I figured the cleric would cast healing word across the tunnel and be happy with that. Instead, the player suggested diving through the melee again and using cure wounds this round.

This action, while nigh indistinguishable from the previous action, felt to me to be an incredibly powerful ability: a cleric stays behind the lines and darts into combat with full healing at no risk to themselves. After brief discussion, I allowed the action to continue as the player described. After further research...

I see nothing forbidden in that action, nor is it too powerful with no drawbacks. This maneuver will work only for halfling clerics, and again only if the crowd before them is composed entirely of medium-sized creatures or larger. If at any point during the movement the character is adjacent to an enemy, retreat from that location will provoke an attack of opportunity. Trying to heal near a hostile creature with reach could have the same unfortunate outcome.

I believe that covers the important points and sets the stage for next week, when the Shiennarm Festival builds closer to the final contest, with numerous concerned parties trying to benefit from or even manipulate the outcome.

- Tidwin
07/01/16